A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What's worse than this That :(

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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