- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Honk if you're Amish!

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