how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What is funnier than 24 69

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Penis chickens

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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