- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

why was the boy sad? because.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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