- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

mikey is cute

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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