- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Penis chickens

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Dyslexics are teople poo

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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