Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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