- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Where's my baby??

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Get on the boat.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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