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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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