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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

why was the boy sad? because.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

poopy is poopy

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

An Asian with a big dick.

SEX

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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