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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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