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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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