- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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