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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A hill billy went fishing

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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