Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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