What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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