A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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