- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What did the car do? CRASH!

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats worse than gill? nothing

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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