Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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