- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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