- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock