- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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osama bin laden is dead

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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