roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Alchohol.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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