ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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