Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

whats black and strange a paki

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A jew enters a mall.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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