What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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like most people my age. im 27

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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