- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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