When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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