- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

A Jew walks into Macy's

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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