- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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