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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Chuck Norris.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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