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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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