- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do black people eat? Food.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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