Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Mogok Papiti.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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