- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A midget walked under a bar.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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