Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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