- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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