- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

The truth is he loves her!!

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

I used to know what alzheimers was

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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