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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer