- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? Food.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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