- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What is white and long? A New York winter

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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