What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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