How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

black people are white when i use night gogles

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Vote this up

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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