- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

woman's rights

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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