How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Apple juice.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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69- by Adam Chebali

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