What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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I love you

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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whats black and large -me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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