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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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