- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why didn't he finish his

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