why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

vote this down and i will DOX you

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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