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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Joke

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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