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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

you suck

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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