I have an idea! You leave.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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