Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Your life

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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