- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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