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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Patriarchy.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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