why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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