Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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