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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

were at work systems r down

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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