Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Smeg...

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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