- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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