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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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