You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A jew enters a mall.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

What is worse than torture? Not much.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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