- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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