What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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