How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Click here to end the world.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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