What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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