- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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