Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Gus's mom

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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