What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

whats worse than gill? nothing

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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