- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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