Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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