XD Jackass.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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