Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Women's Rights

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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