- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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