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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

I <3 Hitler

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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