what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Caramel Boing.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Knock knock Come in

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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