- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

i like turtles

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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