How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Why didn't he finish his

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Abortion

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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