How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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YOLO

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Pickles

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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