What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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