- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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