- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Female rights.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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