- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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