- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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