A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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