What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Chris Bosh's neck

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human centipede

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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outside your comfort zone

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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