What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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