- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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