What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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