A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Women's Rights

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

there once was a black man who played basketball

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Your mom is so old she died

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Who wants water? I do.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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