Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what's the difference between a crocodile?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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