What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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