I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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