Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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