the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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