Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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