- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Your mom.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's your blood type? Red.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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