- Anti Joke

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.