- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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