How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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