Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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8===D

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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