What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

thumb_up thumb_down -23

cory

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

69

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops