- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Okay.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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