Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Prostitution is bad.......

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Neil Lewis

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

my mind's eye?

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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