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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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