- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

nothing

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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