- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Neither have I

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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