- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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