- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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