Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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The Labour Party.

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Sarah Palin.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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epic win?

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Anti Joke

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