- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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