- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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