Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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baloney sandwich

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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